My triumphant return

So I kind of dropped off the face of the earth. And now my readership is up to like five, so I've got to step my game up.

First things first, I don't like this article. While I admire the spirit of trying to write like the poors, um, since when did buying cheap groceries become a fun novelty experiment? And who is this reporter at the happy-holidays-you're-laid-off Times who shops at the Gourmet Garage? (The Times doesn't put hits out on snarky bloggers, does it?)

So there's a lot more that's happened since I last blogged, and I should write a super-post ranting about all of it, but I'm just going to leave you five with this: Why has no one mentioned that Katryzna on this season of Top Model looks like Kelly Kapowski?