Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The countdown begins

December 4: Victoria's Secret fashion show/Spice Girls reunion bonanza! OMG!

Either every natural disaster possible will happen everywhere on earth, simultaneously, dinosaurs will come back to life and Nostradamus will have been right after all. Or, given all the beautiful plastic ladies in one place with the beautiful poptificent music, we'll all be floated to a beautiful pink Malibu Barbie mansion, and we'll all live happily ever after.

More likely I'll eat sushi and watch The Hills online, because that's what I do on Tuesdays, and I'll have a vague yearning for a lacy, pushy-uppy, candy colored bras.

Wait, why is this happening on a Tuesday? It could at least get Thursday billing, especially with the writers strike. Apocalypse it is, I guess.

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