Oh, right, that Halloween thing

Here's my rundown:

Paris Hilton had like 100 costumes, although I guess if you're P, just one won't do. Aside from the ass-hang-outage of the Alice in Wonderland one, it was surprisingly creative. Good job Paris! Keep supporting those troops who don't get to celebrate Halloween!

Britney = Gross. For real.

Heidi and Spencer (I doubt I'll ever be calling them Speidi, FYI), although a disgusting couple, were kind of precious. Heidi even covered herself up. But did she have more work done? Also in the Hills tip, Audrina's costume was cute and all, but I've just never really felt a connection. If Lo had worn that costume, I would have been all over it.

Heidi Klum, even in full-body cat costume, you look like a cupcake. And I love that about you.

And Ellen DeGeneres as "I'm not pregnant" J. Lo looked so much prettier than she does normally. I think it was mostly just the dark hair made her eyes pop. Are you reading this Ellen? Dark hair works.

Also of note, the majority of the boys under 8 years old in my neighborhood were dressed up as cops. Now I don't live in the very greatest of great neighborhoods, so I found it a little odd.