Does celebrity gossip ever just leave you feeling lost, confused and a little scared? Restarateurs with $1,000 umbrellas and one-named models do not belong with the likes of Owen Wilson. The uniquely New York tale of Page Six brown-nosing a restarateur who gave them money (?) and let a model use/break his designer umbrella is not the place for a blond Texan with a charmingly crooked face. And where's Jessica Simpson while Owen's Bikram Yoga-ing it up with Le Call (yes that's her name)?
Also, Dear Nello Balan,
If you give me anything that's worth $1,000, I promise, promise, promise I won't return it to you broken in half.
And Le Call can break an umbrella in half? That's hardcore. If the whole modeling/dating Owen Wilson/mooching off restarateurs thing doesn't work out, she should totally go on the new American Gladiators.
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